Jokes
By Fadele Morenikeji
Walking oranges
There was a man who was carrying a big carton of oranges. He knocked his big foot against a big stone and the oranges felt and started rolling down the hill. The man said, "so all of you have legs and I have been carrying you. When they got to the bottom of the hill, they stopped and the man said, so you're tired." anyway, meet me at home".
THE ILLITERATE WOMAN
There was a woman who was once invited to a party. When she got to the party, she sat on a chair with a table in front of her. The host was greeting everyone present, the host approached her and asked her a question.
Host: Are you comFORtable?
Woman: No, I come for rice. (she frowned).
THE SELFISH PARENT
in a helicopter, there were a pilot, a father, mother and their son, junior and they had only three parachutes.
An accident was about to happen, the helicopter lost control. The following conversation ensured over the sharing of available parachutes:
Pilot: please give me one, I have no family to survive me (he took it)
Father: "you know I am the head of the family please, give me one (he took it)"
Mother: you know I am your mother and I am old. If I die I will go to hell, but if you die you will go to heaven (she took it).
In the air she saw junior beside her
Mother: A-A-ah, junior where did you get a parachute I thought there were three?
Junior: yes, but dad took my school bag instead of the parachute.
Mother: wow! What a pity!
BEATITUDES OF SCHOOL SUBJECT
* blessed are those who learn English language for they shall one day bite their tongue in the name of oral English.
* blessed are those who study chemistry for they shall one day produce edible acids.
* blessed are those who study mathematics for they shall one day count the number of water in river Niger.
* blessed are those who study physics, for they shall one day produce both constructive and destructive atomic bombs.
* blessed are those who study CRS, for they shall one day find the dwelling place of God.
* blessed are those who study biology for they shall one day transform frogs in to human beings.
* blessed are those who study Agric, for they shall one day plant in the sky.
A RHYME DEDICATED TO OUR TEACHERS
Stand up! Stand up! For teachers
Ye! Students of the class
Lift up your royal biro
It must not suffer loss
From failure in to success
His army shall we be first
Till every failure is quenched
They must not ever rest.
GOD'S COVENANT RULES AND REGULATIONS
* blessed are those who do not attend any class for they face Master Tope.
* blessed are those who disobey the rules and regulations for they shall face the same master, which is Master Tope.
* blessed are those who wear slippers to school for they shall face Master Daniel and he will cut it without having mercy.
* blessed are those who are late to school for they shall face the person on duty and beat 2 to 5 strokes of Bulala.
* blessed are those who refuse to do their hairstyle, they shall face Mrs ijelu And be sent home.
FADELE MORENIKEJI (Labour Prefect, SSS 3 Art)
wao,great.
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